When age catching up...
When you become senile, you won't know it. - Bill Cosby
A quote a day keeps your stress away. Read my quote will also keep your frown away. :)
This is a good one. I like it the most:
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
Happy birthday to all the people around the world.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. - Anonymous
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. - E.W. Howe
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason - Anonymous
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error. - Anonymous
Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused. - Ernest Greenwood
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. - Gil Stern
This are typical problem faced by consultants.....
A user is somebody who tells you what they want the day you give them what they asked for. - Anonymous
A user will tell you anything you ask about, but nothing more. - Anonymous
Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask. - X-Files
The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. -
Ferdinand Foch